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unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

durpdido:

covered-inrain:

resistresist:

today

everyday

Me

I know I never get on here anymore, I just needed to express how horrible I feel about what happened last night.

That is all. Carry on with your lives my fellow Conservatives.

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Never make out with one of your male friends

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defenestratewindows:

freshprlncess:

foodvacuum:

how does phone sex end?

image

*aggressively calls girlfriend*

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*